icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

Its 3am and im washing clothes and putting clothes up like it the middle of the day. Lol what is wrong with me? I have to get up at 8am. SMH. Stuff has to get taken care of or no one will do it.

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • the kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas)